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Why a vibrator is better than a man

Why a vibrator is a Girl's best friend:

A vibrator's only aim in life is to please you.
Vibrators don't watch football when you want to talk.
They don't talk when you want to watch a movie on TV.
Vibrators never pick their nose in bed.
Vibrators move.
Vibrators find all the right spots.
A vibrator never chats up your best friend
Vibrators never make a mess.
You never worry about where your vibrator has been before.
A vibrator will never call out someone else's name when it is with you.
A vibrator will never ask you to bring it a beer.
Even if your vibrator is working overtime, you know exactly where it is.
A vibrator is easy to turn on and off.
You can spend hours in a bar with your vibrator, and it will still be able to perform when you get it home.
A vibrator doesn't care how long it takes to satisfy you.
Your mother will never ask what your vibrator does for a living.
A vibrator won't get pissed off when dinner isn't cooked.
Vibrators take up very little room on the bed.
Vibrators never bother you when you want to sleep.
Vibrators never compare size with other vibrators.
You'll never have to share your vibrator with another woman unless you want to,
Your vibrator doesn't mind if you forget to shave.
Vibrators never fart in bed.
A vibrator won't turn off before you finish.
It is ok to have more than one vibrator in bed with you at a time.
You'll never have to suck a vibrator.
Vibrators are ALWAYS ready for action.